My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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