Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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