Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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