Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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