I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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