So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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