I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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