Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
