he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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