I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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