Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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