It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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