Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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