smell my finger.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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