just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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