Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Of course I have a pirate flag
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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