All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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