if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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