She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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