So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think your dad took our porno
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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