Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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