Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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