The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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