Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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