Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He did a backflip because drugs
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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