Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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