Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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