Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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