All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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