I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Boobs are out for the taking
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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