This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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