My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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