He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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