It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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