It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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