So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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