yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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