I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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