he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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