she looked like the before picture.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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