found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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