I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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