On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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