i would punch a child for taco bell
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Terrible idea I love it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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