He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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