carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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