is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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