It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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