Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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