I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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