I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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