There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I enjoy the company of your penis
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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