Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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